Where do they get them?

IF YOU subscribe to Canal & River Trust's Boaters Update, you would be wise to take little notice of its latest advice.

Damien Kemp tells its readers not to forget to alter their clocks this week-end, as he is convinced it is the start of British Summer Time.

Cloud cuckoo land

One boater suggests that he is either in cloud cuckoo land or doesn't know what day it is, for British Summer Time actually starts on Sunday 31st March.

Three weeks to go yet Damien!