Revenge of the ducks

SOME boaters feed the ducks, but other torment them, and for the latter at Canary Wharf on the Thames the ducks are out  for revenge.

So they have brought out Grandad Quackers to sink a few of the baddy boaters, and here he is on the rampage on the river, Alan Tilbury reveals.

Down river

Measuring 60ft high, he is on his way down river to the O2 then back to Tower Bridge.

It's all to promote fun for the holiday season, an idea by the bingo company www.jackpotjoy.com that is offering rewards for daft ideas and to encourage the country to have more fun.